We Know Campfire Skits
Campfire skits for all occasions for all types of campers.
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Water, Water!

A man, crawling across the stage: "Water, water!!" Someone walks by, and the crawling man tugs on his pant leg. "Water, Water!" Man walking by: "Sorry." He continues walking. Another man walks by, the crawling man tugs on his pant leg: "Water, Water!" Man walking by: "All I've got is this beef jerky, sorry." He keeps walking. Another man walks by, the crawling man tugs on his pant leg: "Water, Water!" Man walking by: "No, I don't have any." He keeps walking. The crawling man sees a cup of water at the other end of the stage. "Water!!" He painfully crawls over there. "Water! Water!" When he reaches the water, he quickly stands up, dunks his comb in it, and uses it to comb his hair.

 


Campfire songbooks, CDs and so on. Scouting stuff also. From Amazon.

(Amazon also has 'Pre-Owned' books and stuff. Sometimes, they're a lot cheaper than new, and a great way to build a decent inexpensive reference library.)

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