We Know Campfire Skits
Campfire skits for all occasions for all types of campers.
Part of the RetiredScouter's group of websites.

 • We Know Skits Home Page 
 
The 465 Campfire Skits are arranged alphabetically by title.

Select the first character of the Campfire Skit's title:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P R S T U V W Y


 

St. Peter

Announcer: Here we see St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

Ian : (Walks up to St. Peter) Hello, St. Peter. I see I've come to Heaven.

St. Peter: Well, you're not in yet ! First you've got to tell me how you suffered on Earth.

Ian : Well, I spent a week eating camp food.

St. Peter: I'm sorry, you haven't suffered enough. (Ian exits dejectedly.)

Doug : (Enters) Hi, I'm here to get into Heaven.

St. Peter: Fine, fine. And how have you suffered ?

Doug : I went on a long hike and got blisters all over my feet.

St. Peter: Sorry. That's not enough suffering to get into Heaven. (Doug exits)

Brad : (Enters) Can I get into Heaven ?

St. Peter: How did you suffer ?

Brad : I'm in (Pick someone's name who can take a joke) (troop/pack/six/class, etc.)

St. Peter: Well, come on in !!

 


Campfire songbooks, CDs and so on. Scouting stuff also. From Amazon.

(Amazon also has 'Pre-Owned' books and stuff. Sometimes, they're a lot cheaper than new, and a great way to build a decent inexpensive reference library.)

- - - - -
Retired Scouter
(Scouting information)
Campfire songs
Camping recipes
Dutch Oven recipes
Visit: We Know Jokes    We Know Clean Jokes