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Shut Up!

Cast: Shut Up, Trouble, Police Officer, Narrator Setting: Woods, Then a Police Station (as per narration) Narrator: There once were a brother and sister called Shut Up and Trouble. They liked to go on walks together. (SU & T are walking through the woods.) One day, they were walking along in the woods together and Trouble got lost. (T walks off; SU looks around but can't find her.) So Shut Up went to the police station to report a missing person. Police officer: Can I help you? What's your name? Shut Up: Shut Up, Sir. Police Officer: That's a bit impolite. What's your name, boy? Shut Up: Shut Up, Sir. Police Officer: You should watch your manners, boy. What's your name? Shut Up: Shut Up, Sir. Police Officer: Young man, are you looking for trouble? Shut Up: Yes, Sir, she's lost! Do you know where she is?

 


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