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The 465 Campfire Skits are arranged alphabetically by title.
Select the first character of the Campfire Skit's title:
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PencilsMan Wearing Cap Sideways (looking Goofy) holding pencils says, quietly: Pencils, Pencils, Pencils
People Walk by in disgust
Good Scout: Let me help you sell your Pencils
Vendor: Okay!
Good Scout: First you need to get their Attention first you must Yell "PENCILS!" Now you try it
Vendor: Quietly "pencils"
Scout: Louder
Vendor: a little louder "PEncils"
Scout: Really Loud
Vendor: Jumping up and Yelling at the top of his lungs: "P_E_N_C_I_L_S!!"
Scout: Okay, Now how much are they?
Vendor: Duh, I dunno
Scout: Say "3 for 5"
Vendor: 3-4-5
Scout: Okay are they Sharp?
Vendor: I dunno
Scout: Say Some are, Some aren't
Vendor: Some are , Some aren't
Scout: Okay if someone does not want to buy them what do you say?
Vendor: I dunno
Scout: Say If you don't someone else will
Vendor: If you don't someone else will
Scout: Good, that ought to help you have a good day!
Man enters holding magazine...
Vendor jumps up and knocks the magazine out of man's hands yelling ,"PENCILS!"
Man: Do you know how much this magazine costs?
Vendor: 3-4-5?
Man: Is the rest of your family as smart as you are?
Vendor: Some are, Some aren't
Man: Would you like me to knock your head off?
Vendor: If you don't someone else will!
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Campfire songbooks, CDs and so on. Scouting stuff also. From Amazon.
(Amazon also has 'Pre-Owned' books and stuff. Sometimes, they're a lot cheaper than new, and a great way to build a decent inexpensive reference library.)
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