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The 465 Campfire Skits are arranged alphabetically by title.
Select the first character of the Campfire Skit's title:
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
R
S
T
U
V
W
Y
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News Flash!Cast: Reporter, Editor, toy gun
Setting: Newsroom
Editor: Okay, you're new on the job, so I'll give you a tip. You have to go and get a current story. Something new.
Reporter: Right, boss. Great news.
Goes out, comes running back in.
Reporter: Boss! Boss! Two weeks ago John Doe died falling into a manhole!
Editor: That's old news. I told you, something more recent.
Reporter: Fine, boss. Something newer.
Goes out, comes running back in.
Reporter: Boss! Boss! A week ago there was fire downtown!
Editor: (A little annoyed.) That's still old news. Something even more recent.
Goes out, comes running back in.
Reporter: Boss! Boss! A car wreck two days ago!
Editor: (Annoyed) No good! Too old! Something new! That's why they call it news!
Goes out, comes running back in.
Reporter: Boss! Boss! Editor of a major newspaper got shot today!
Editor: (Interested) Oh really? Who?
Reporter: You! (Shoots him with toy gun, and the editor falls to the ground.)
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Campfire songbooks, CDs and so on. Scouting stuff also. From Amazon.
(Amazon also has 'Pre-Owned' books and stuff. Sometimes, they're a lot cheaper than new, and a great way to build a decent inexpensive reference library.)
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