We Know Campfire Skits
Campfire skits for all occasions for all types of campers.
Part of the RetiredScouter's group of websites.

 • We Know Skits Home Page 
 
The 465 Campfire Skits are arranged alphabetically by title.

Select the first character of the Campfire Skit's title:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P R S T U V W Y


 

Lunch Break

Props: Lunch bags or pails.

Announcer: We see here a construction site. It is now lunch time, and two friends are about to eat.

Worker 1: (Opens lunch bag and looks very disgusted) Yechhhh !! Egg salad sandwiches again !

Worker 2: Look, if you hate them that bad, I'll swap with you. (Both pretend to eat, then exit.)

Announcer: The next day.

Worker 1: (Enters with Worker 2, opens lunch bag and looks very disgusted) Yechhhh !!! Egg salad sandwiches again !

Worker 2: O.K… I'll trade with you again. (Both pretend to eat, then exit.)

Announcer: The next day.

Worker 1: (Enters with Worker 2, opens lunch bag and looks very disgusted) Yechhh !! Egg salad sandwiches again !

Worker 2: (Angrily) Look, if you don't like egg salad sandwiches, why don't you ask your (wife/mom/significant other) to make something else ?

Worker 1: My (wife/mom/significant other)?? She's got nothing to do with it. I make my own sandwiches !

 


Campfire songbooks, CDs and so on. Scouting stuff also. From Amazon.

(Amazon also has 'Pre-Owned' books and stuff. Sometimes, they're a lot cheaper than new, and a great way to build a decent inexpensive reference library.)

- - - - -
Retired Scouter
(Scouting information)
Campfire songs
Camping recipes
Dutch Oven recipes