We Know Campfire Skits
Campfire skits for all occasions for all types of campers.
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Franky #2 (The Monster)

Announcer: We are in Dr. Frankenstein's laboratory, and as the scene opens, the he is just bringing his monster to life.

Doctor: [connecting wires to monster] There, Igor, everything is all set. Pull the switch.

Igor: [pulls switch - makes weird sound effects]

Monster: [thrashes about]

Doctor: Enough, enough! He's alive.

Igor: [shuts down power, exits]

Doctor: Now to see how smart he is. Sit Franky, sit!

Monster: [sits upright]

Doctor: Great! Stand Franky, stand!

Monster: [stands]

Doctor: Wonderful! Walk Franky, walk!

Monster: [lurches forward]

Special Effects: [Bong! Bong! Bong!]

Igor: [runs in] Doktor, Doktor, zee police are here. Zey vill find out what you are doing! You vill have to kill zee monster or zey vill put us in prison!

Doctor: Kill Franky? No, not that, I can't kill Franky!

Monster: [raises arms to strangle Doctor, and lurches after him. All rush out.

 


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