We Know Campfire Skits
Campfire skits for all occasions for all types of campers.
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Candy Store

Announcer: This skit takes place in a candy store.

Owner: [Working behind counter, mumbling to himself]

Yep, yep, just like always, costs are up and profits are down.

Boy: [entering] Hi mister.

Owner: Hi, son. What would you like?

Boy: I'd like two bubble gums.

Owner: O.K. [reaching up on shelf] What else?

Boy: I'd like 3 gummy bears.

(Owner reaches to even higher shelves as boy adds to his list of likes.)

Owner: [running out of patience] All right, that's 75 cents.

Boy: Oh, I said I'd like them, I didn't say I wanted to pay for them.

[Owner chases Boy out of store]

(The success of this skit depends on the owners exasperation increasing and his exaggerated reaching for candy jars farther and farther up the shelves.)

 


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(Amazon also has 'Pre-Owned' books and stuff. Sometimes, they're a lot cheaper than new, and a great way to build a decent inexpensive reference library.)

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